Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.
It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.
Product Specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal Made in the USA by humans, not elves
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty